August
Dating women has always been a hobby of mine. The sweet sensation of a
Published Tuesday, 25th Aug 08:02 BST
Dating women has always been a hobby of mine. The sweet sensation of a passionate kiss on the lips just jangles my jollies if you know what I mean. The embrace of a naked woman, her bare goodies pressing against my buff chest in the candle light. It's an outstanding experience that is unmatchable. Or so I thought. However, dating women doesn't even compare to taking a nice, juicy, poop. Taking poops is another one of my hobbies (isn't it a hobby for everyone)? The best sensation is when you have had to take a poop for a very long time, and then you rush into your house after a twenty minute drive, almost feeling like it can seep out of your crevice into your pants. You rush into the bathroom, not even bothering to close the door, lunge at the toilet, and success! You plop that platter down! The succulent smell inflates the room like a balloon, engulfing all that cross it's path. That is why I like to keep my tooth brush in the cabinet. The worst experience with that hobby though, is when you are constipated. The blood oozing out of the veins from your crevice is unmatched by any painful experience known to mankind. Even slicing off your own jewels with a Krol Blade from the World of Warcraft doesn't compare to the pain of a bloody crap. There isn't even a juicy, tasteful stench to go with a bloody session of toiletry. Just pain, moaning, and sweat. It is kind of funny however to look down and see the smeared red on that tablet of brown. Oh how it makes me giggle! See, dating women and taking craps are a lot a like. Sometimes you get those good ones, with great qualities all around that leave you feeling refreshed and like a new man. And then you get the bloody shits, the psycho bitches, the ones that make you want to commit suicide after you are down. But then that's what flushing is for. To get rid of the bloody shits and retarded women. But then, if you only use flushing to get rid of bloody shits, what do you do with the awesome shits? Well it's simple, I save it in a jar and dump it on the women I'm dating while they are in bed with me! I don't think I'll be dating women anymore.
I told my friend Leann why don't you do dating single,she was like wha
Published Monday, 24th Aug 07:28 BST
I told my friend Leann why don't you do dating single,she was like what exactly does that mean,I said its meansyou don't date exclusively,you can date as many at a time as long as you guys have not discussed being together as just you two, if you have no then just have fun till you find someone that really gets your interest or someone you really like,she said ok that is a good idea thanks just make sure you let the guy night cause that is not right.
I was on the computer the other night and put in dating websites to do
Published Friday, 21st Aug 04:41 BST
I was on the computer the other night and put in dating websites to do a search. I never knew there were so many to choose from but think I found two dating websites. I brought each site up and started looking at them. I needed to see which one suited me the best. These dating websites are where you can advertise if you are looking for a companion.
A lot of people are looking for love. I'm looking for sex. Love would
Published Friday, 21st Aug 00:02 BST
A lot of people are looking for love. I'm looking for sex. Love would be nice too, of course, but sex is important when you're not getting any. I recently considered joining the dating world to explore this option of love and sex. I wouldn't mind combining the two.
A few of my friends had been swinging for the past year. They all seem
Published Monday, 17th Aug 07:18 BST
A few of my friends had been swinging for the past year. They all seemed to derive a lot of pleasure from it. I had yet to be convinced. I mean I didn't want my girlfriend to be exposed to that lifestyle.There was something very lovable about the way she was now. We had known each other since we were kids and I didn't want to risk anything. I really had no complaints, she was perfect the way she was.We were quite a private couple but we would kiss and hold hands in public.
Mary was going to try online dating. She was done with her old boyfrie
Published Monday, 17th Aug 02:32 BST
Mary was going to try online dating. She was done with her old boyfriend. She wanted to find someone better. Someone new.
My mother was surfing a dating site, when she met a man by the name of
Published Friday, 14th Aug 10:02 BST
My mother was surfing a dating site, when she met a man by the name of Martin. My mother, Charla loved his sweet personality, and he seemed like a very nice guy. They chatted online on severaloccasions, before meeting in person. She said that when she first met him she felt the tickle of butterflies swim around in her stomach.
I had been single for a while now and had decided to do something abou
Published Friday, 14th Aug 10:00 BST
I had been single for a while now and had decided to do something about it. I wasn't sure what at first, what I would do. It felt such a long time ago I'd been on the dating scene.My best mate met his wife on an internet dating site but I was always wary about the stigma attached to them. He kept on at me though saying I was being silly and that there is nothing wrong with it.So I sat at his computer and wrote down some characteristics. I was looking for a cute girl with a soft and loving personality. I handed him my list rather sheepishly.
I was at home when i got a call on the phone it was a girl that i went
Published Friday, 14th Aug 07:22 BST
I was at home when i got a call on the phone it was a girl that i went to school with, i had not seen her for years when we were at school we were best friends. When we left school she moved to London with her mum and dad, i was sad to see her go as we had been together all through school, she was someone that i would talk to if things were getting me down.
It is hard to watch television without seeing one of the many ads for
Published Friday, 14th Aug 06:19 BST
It is hard to watch television without seeing one of the many ads for online dating sites. These sites promise that you will find true love by matching you with your perfect mate. You will find someone who is sweet, caring and who you can have great sex with. You can find all this for a monthly price, usually around $50.00 per month.
Oh what it feels like to be useless. I found the most beautiful girl t
Published Friday, 14th Aug 01:51 BST
Oh what it feels like to be useless. I found the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen and I finally get around to dating her, but then she ends it with " It's not you it's me ". We've been dating for over 9 months now and she tries to let me go with a dumb line like that ? I don't know whether to feel angry or upset. Mixed emotions in my heart and mind but I just can't bring myself to hate her. I devoted so much time and effort into getting to know her, meeting her parents and much more. I really thought it was true love. But I guess she was just playing with me. Maybe it just wasn't meant to be.