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Mary was going to try online dating. She was done with her old boyfriend. She wanted to find someone better. Someone new.

The reason Mary felt this way was that last night her boyfriend John and her were messing around at her apartment. They had a tickle fight, and John's whisper of sex pleased Mary. They did it. The following morning John was gone. She tried calling his cell phone but he didn't pick up.

Now it had been over two weeks, with no sign of John. She was done with him. So here she was with online dating. The key to online dating is to not look for the people who look absolutely perfect. Those are the liars. Mary unfortunately did not know this. She found a great-looking guy that had all the interests she had and they went out on a date.

The guy's name was Bill. They went to dinner at a fancy restaurant. The night was going very well. Bill was a handsome guy and he was very friendly. When the meal was over, Bill walked Mary home.

Mary stood in the doorway and bit her lip. She wanted him to come in so badly. When she asked him he just smiled and they both went in.

For an hour they kissed on the couch. Suddenly Bill stopped. He started to look at her with huge eyes filled with lust. He opened his mouth to reveal two huge canine teeth. He was a vampire! Mary screamed and ran into the kitchen.

Bill followed her in. She grabbed a huge pan and hit him in the face with it. He yelled out in pain and staggered back. Luckily vampires still felt pain.

Fortunately Mary had watched many scary movies. She knew how to kill vampires. She grabbed a huge steak knife and slowly walked towards Bill. He seemed to be unconscious.

She knelt down over his body and lifted the knife above his heart. Suddenly Bill bolted awake and knocked the knife out of her hand. He sunk his teeth into her bare neck, sucking the crimson blood like a soda. Mary didn't have the strength to scream.

This is one of the reasons why you need to be careful when you try online dating. Vampires, werewolves, midgets, ghouls, mummy's, and dragons are just a few of the monsters and demons online. Instead of picking the people who look to good to be true, just pick out an average Joe.